I hate blackniggers

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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