Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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