What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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