Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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