- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

You were born.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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