- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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