Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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