- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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