- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's 9+10 Ebola

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

So a bar walks into a man...

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Matthew Wyckoff

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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