- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.