Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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