what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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