Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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