- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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