ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

whats black? the colour

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What's half of 8? o

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What if I told you.....potatoe

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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