- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A bar walks into a man

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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