- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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