- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Dwight Howard

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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