- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Jebron Lames.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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