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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Women's Rights.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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