- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why? Because.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What's one plus one? two.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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