- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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