- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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