- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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