- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Poker? I barely even know her.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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