- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Democracy.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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