- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Do the roar!

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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