- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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