- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why? Why not?

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A house comes around the corner.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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