What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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