i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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A whole 'nother.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Anti Joke

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