Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

I agree to the terms and conditions

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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