- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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