- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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