- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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