Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

I'm Polish.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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