- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

yolo your orange looks orange

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A seal walks into a club.

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