- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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