Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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