- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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