Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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