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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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