- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

can you pass the soap?

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