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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

your life

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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