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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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