What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Maths.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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one stop shop

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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