I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

A drunk guy walks into a car

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

women's rights

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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