- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

An man walks to a bra

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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