What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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