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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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