Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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