Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What's just not right? Left

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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american idol

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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