- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Roses are red, yup.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

a person who will soon die of beeties

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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