- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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