What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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