- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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