Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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