- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Communism hehe xd

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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