- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

I am a mime

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What is white and long? A New York winter

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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