- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

So these two girls have a cup .

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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