- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

I don't get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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