Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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