Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Communism hehe xd

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Wait! hundred billions!

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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