- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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