- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What if I told you.....potatoe

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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