- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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