So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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