What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Tall asians

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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