Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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good looking women

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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