- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Can anyone Lenin money?

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Yellow People !!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A American seeking into mexico

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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