- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Male leadership.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

j.p. is dumb

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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