- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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