- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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