whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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