- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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