- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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