Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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dallen loves penis

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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A whole 'nother.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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