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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

why did the blue berry cross the road

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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