- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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