- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

womens rights.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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