A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

www.hurr-durr.com

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Hail Hitler

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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