What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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