- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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