A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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