- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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