- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Where's my tractor?

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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