- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

WOw you have no life

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

I am quite mature.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A penis walks into a bar..

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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