- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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