Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Please ignore this statement.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Pickle

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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