What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Small Penis.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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