Your mam is so fat.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

penis. nuff said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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