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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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