What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

knock knock who's there? hope

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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