why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

So a baby seal walks into a club

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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