I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

The Big Band Theory

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

why are balck people black because they are

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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