A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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