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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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