- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Small Penis.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

The chickens have become self-aware!

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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