- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

penis. nuff said.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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