- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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