- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Emily Walker.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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