Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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