- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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