The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Rush Limbaugh

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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