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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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