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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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