- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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