A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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