- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Dwarf Shortage

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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