- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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