- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't