- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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