How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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