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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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