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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.