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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Your mom.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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