- Anti Joke

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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