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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Charlie Sheen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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