- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why? Why not?

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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