Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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