What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

The cream, it is coming

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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