- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

im not black, im Joseph Kony

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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