curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

This statement is false.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Anti Joke

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