what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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