- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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