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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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