What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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This is a joke.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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