why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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