- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

A man walks into a bar

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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